# Imaginary conversation with an RMS-hater
What?!
- I think RMS should be removed.
Wait, what?
- Yeah, and the board too.
Wh-why?
- Because RMS and the board are friends with each other.
What did the board ever did to you?
- I don't like how they talk or behave or think.
Did they ever cause any harm to anyone?
- Well, not exactly. But...
Then they must've did something wrong themselves? Did they commit any crimes?
- Well, speaking like that is not acceptable. I find it totally unacceptable...
But I don't like your opinions sometimes. Should I throw you out the window for saying something I oppose?
- Well...
Do you know what Free Software is?
- Free Software means freedom to run...
Do you believe in Free Software?
- I don't. I believe in ethical and open source software philosophies which are far more practical...
So you like the exact opposite movements?
- Yes.
And you don't like the Free Software movement?
- Yes.
So you want the opposite to fail?
- NOOO. I want them to succeed. But...
Really? Really man?
- Well... they say things and I don't like it.
But they didn't force you to follow them, or encourage you, right?
- Well... yeah.
But you still want them to quit, don't you?
- Yeah.
Hey, wanna play soccer?
- Yeah.
Please help me win, ok?
- But I'm on the opposite teeeeeaaaaaam!
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